Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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