:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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