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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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