Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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