I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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