a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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