I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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