she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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