check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Apparently you make a good broom.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I have feelings that need drinking.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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