well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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