You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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