"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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