I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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