So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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