My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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