That's when you crack a 10am beer
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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