Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Umm I'm too high to move.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
