Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
