I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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