Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
