Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.