As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.