In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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