she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
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As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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