so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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