think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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