just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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