Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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