Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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