Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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