the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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