so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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