i permit you to call me
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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