I wanna bring you to show and tell
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Text me some of your sweat
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