Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
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I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
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