gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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