You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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