i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Enjoy the penises
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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