She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
