problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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