you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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