This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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