Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
there is glitter all over my balls
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