Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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