IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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