yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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