in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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