One girl and one boy is just not enough.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
