He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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