I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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