I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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