p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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