He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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