sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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