i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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