so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
She bit a glass in half.
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You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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